Reality Observation
Trista and Ryan belong together. So far. Every other couple featured in a cable reality show has bitten the dust, haven't they? Nick and Jessica, Carmen and Dave, that punk drummer and beauty pageant participant (winner? contestant?), every Bachelor "winner" (except for Trista and Ryan - sigh), and more.
Yesterday I saw a story that said that Hulk Hogan's wife had not only filed for divorce, she neglected to tell the Hulkster, said duty performed ably by a reporter asking for his response. Class all around.
I'm familiar with "irreconcilable differences" being grounds for divorce, but "low cable ratings"? 'Tis a new era.
Yesterday I saw a story that said that Hulk Hogan's wife had not only filed for divorce, she neglected to tell the Hulkster, said duty performed ably by a reporter asking for his response. Class all around.
I'm familiar with "irreconcilable differences" being grounds for divorce, but "low cable ratings"? 'Tis a new era.
posted by Rick Ollerman at 12:58 PM
2 Comments:
Hulk Says: "Ya know something brother? The Hulk doesn't mind getting divorced. He's lived alone on the road for most of his life. And with the help of his friends, like Hacksaw Jim Duggan and The Booty Man, plus the prayers, the vitamins and the exercise, the Hulk will continue to run wild until he gets pinned for the last time and has to go to that big Wrestlemania in the sky..."
I guess she's ready to move on from 24 inch pythons. She'll get hers, though. I used to work with a guy who played the lottery twice a week. When I asked what he'd do if he ever landed the jackpot he said, "I'd give my wife her half." Sounds like a good move for him.
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